—by Owen Longstreet

This is my first post. Don't worry I'll be offending all of you at some point soon I'm sure but I'm going to start with offending our nice Canadian neighbors with a little something I have to get off my chest that's been there since we played them in Vancouver.

What the f*** was this?

It looks like a turd flopping around and some colored paintings that don't make any sense. I had to do some digging online and found out you were trying to build a bonfire and put Portland on the top with a couple of Vees to either side. [drippingwithsarcasm]How original.[/drippingwithsarcasm]

Let's have some real talk here, Southsiders. In everything you do you're like the kid brother that nobody can take seriously because you can't get anything right. You aren't doing anything to help your cause. Conducting a display with such a terrible concept, poor foresight and piss poor execution isn't going to gain any respect from anyone. If I were you I would ban anyone who came up with this concept from ever having any part of another tifo display.

Actually forget I said any of that. Please let the same people who dreamed up and executed this display continue to do so. I'll look forward to laughing so hard I make myself cry with every display they attempt. I look forward to next year when I see the massive paper mache Teitur Thordarson head that I'm sure they're already dreaming up.

Until then...