—by Owen Longstreet

Of all the clubs in MLS to put out a video making fun of another club, it's New England that puts out this pile of garbage? Here are some notes for whatever "genius" in the Revs' front office dreamed this up.

1. If you're going to have some dope in a green shirt do our chant at least make sure the dope gets the words to the chant right.

2. If you're going to have your mascot tackle someone you should probably have just used the Patriots mascot because Pat Patriot is about 100 times more terrifying than the Revolution's fox furry. By that I mean neither is terrifying or inspires any amount of trepidation. Just keep the mascot in the kids' section where it belongs.

3. Whomever is writing descriptions of videos should probably know the difference between a beard and what the dope in this video has. Special to the dope in the video: The 1990s called. They want their goatee without a mustache back.

I suppose I shouldn't expect any less from a club that inspired a mass revolt from their own supporters group and a league-wide protest from virtually every supporters group around the country. When the owners clearly don't care and the President is obviously far more concerned about his US Soccer position it allows some guy down the food chain to come up with these sorts of "clever" ideas. That video is basically MLS 1.0 in a nutshell. Coming from a club still dripping with MLS 1.0 syndrome I really shouldn't be surprised.