—by Garrett Dittfurth

Known MLS blowhard Simon Borg decided to post something related to the NWSL championship being won by FC Kansas City. Congratulations to them. I saw the last 15 minutes or so after switching over from the New York-DC United game. They survived a furious attack in the last 10 minutes or so from the Seattle Reign to capture the championship. I can't lie. I was pulling for them. Kansas City is a great town with great supporters for the mens and women's team.

In the article he adds a poll questioning what city is Soccer City USA. You know what question I'm really getting sick of? You know what question is lazy as hell to ask? You know what question is something a paid MLS schlub would use to drum up hits to his article? Asking what city is Soccer City USA.

You're welcome for the hits to your post, Simon. We'll always be Soccer City USA. You know why? We have historical proof. Something nobody else does. So go on drumming it up. You're like the Fox News of the soccer world. We all just sort of laugh at you at this point. We'll continue to have the most insane crowd in MLS and the largest turnout in NWSL. You can go about trying to drum up hits for a poll in NYC. You can continue to speculate. Here's the proof.

But seriously...Simon Borg is like the Steve Doocy of the MLS Network. I know they had to create a network of their own to drum up coverage because nobody was covering MLS but you could practically have a Steven Colbert style show of people mocking Borg week in and week out. His over-animated videos are the best.