Dearest Timbers Army,
The offseason has been long. I have spent all of it dreaming of something very special for the home opener. I have a message for all of you. MAKE SURE YOU ARE IN YOUR SEATS BEFORE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM STARTS. If you are not in your seat you may be held out of the lower bowl until after the kickoff and might miss your opportunity to participate in something very special.
Love,
Soda Popinski
P.S. I made a home opener popcast for your listening pleasure. Dance please.
