—by Garrett Dittfurth

Since we here at the Timbers Army blog are only here to create controversy we've come up with something new. Towards the end of the day or early evening I will troll through the internet and find various pieces of news that might be of interest so you can continue being lazy and not doing it yourself. Please thank Hierarchy5 for the idea on your own time. I'm going to start today and go from here out. So...

I don't know what I should call this as it will likely become a daily section. If you have any ideas please share below in the comments and then I will judge you based on your suggestions. Whattaya think?

Because the Timbers U-23s and Kitsap Pumas clearly have the largest sets of stones in the PDL they're going to use this Friday's 11:00 a.m. PDL match at JELD-WEN Field as the determining factor of who gets to play in the US Open Cup. Come on you saplings!

John Spencer is certainly a firery coach. Something gives me the idea that his players would die on the pitch for him. Stumptown Footy has a poll up and you can have an opinion on the matter as well.

If you haven't been following the FIFA and CONCACAF bribery scandal that's been going on you're missing out. It's fun of hijinx and plenty of drama. In today's news the acting CONCACAF chairman tried to fire the General Secretary Chuck Blazer. Who knows how this is going to play out because Chuck Blazer controls the Twitter, Facebook, and press machine of CONCACAF. Grant Wahl seems to have the same thought.

Sal Zizzo is becoming a true Portlander. Next on his list are skinny jeans and maniacal reading of Pitchfork.com.

New MLS power rankings are out. Have fun judging these completely arbitrary judgements.

Good day to you all.