Please join the Rose City Riveters at the opening match of the Rose City Rollers’ 2014 campaign Saturday, January 18.

We’ve been able to secure a block of tickets at the ridiculously low price of $7 for general admission. SEVEN DOLLARS.

Here’s the link to order tickets: http://www.rosequarter.com/events/detail/rose-city-rollers-1

When you get there, click PROMO on the right side of the page and enter the code word PANDORA.

You guys, SEVEN DOLLARS. This is INSANE.