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  • 08/13/2011 9:24 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)


    [Editor's note, Nov 2016: The Whipsaw is no longer being produced. This page has been preserved for historical reasons.]

    The Whipsaw: The Official Fanzine of the Timbers Army and 107 Independent Supporters Trust

    Follow on Twitter: whipsawzine

    The Whipsaw carries  on a long tradition of Timbers supporters fanzines which began in the late 1970’s with the Timber Topics published by the Timberrrs Booster Club, carried into the USL era by the immortal Axe to the Head. The first issue of the Whipsaw rolled off the presses before the start of the Timbers 2010 season, and continues to be published on a loosely quarterly schedule. Circulation currently hovers at around 2000.

    The is a traditional fanzine featuring everything from Timbers player  interviews, to road trip stories, tifo, fan poetry, antifascist news, and highlights on supporter culture, and Timbers Army events. The Whipsaw is always interested in contributors. Email stories, art, story ideas etc to whipsaw(AT)timbersarmy(DOT)org for consideration for future issues.

    CURRENT ISSUE: Volume 2 Issue 3 Out August 20 Vancouver At Home

    The Whipsaw is available for $2 from the No Pity Merch Van at all home Timbers Games or from editor Abram Goldman-Armstrong (aka shedbhoy) or $3 online from our Timbers Army store. Complimentary copies of the Whipsaw are provided to 107ist partners, with more provided to advertisers.

    Special Ad rates for 107ist partners are as follows:

    Rates: Full Page: 8¼" x 5¼” - $200

    Half Page Ad: 8¼" x 2½” or 4¼" x 5¼”  - $75

    Business Card size: one issue free, recurring - $25

    To advertise contact: Matt Talley mjtalley(AT)gmail(DOT)com

    Make checks payable to 107 Independent Supporters Trust, with “Whipsaw” in the Memo.

    Mail to:

    107ist

    PO Box 28170

    Portland, Oregon 97228

    The Whipsaw is also happy to trade with other football-related fanzines the world over, and would be glad to review any fanzines received. To trade, mail your zine to:

    The Whipsaw

    25 NE 60th Ave

    Portland, Oregon, 97213

    Cascadia, North America

    Back Issues: If you missed out on an issue of the Whipsaw in the past and it is no longer available from the Timbers Army Store, email whipsaw(AT)timbersarmy(DOT)org to request a pdf.

    Sample content- All content copyright The Whipsaw.

    Interview with Ian Joy- Whipsaw Editor Abram Goldman-Armstrong interviewed 2010 Timbers Captain Ian Joy for the Whipsaw April 28th, 2010, and the interview has since been translated into German and published in In the Streets of Hamburg a St. Pauli supporters’ fanzine.

  • 08/11/2011 2:30 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    —by Andrew Brawley

    For reasons I won't get into, this particular blog entry comes without any local input. I have been to KC before, but it's been about 10 years, so I'm willing to give some major benefit of the doubt for anything listed below.

    What I can be sure of is that it's still VERY humid in the summer, and that you'll need a rental car, or a local friend willing to be your chauffeur, to get around town. You can get some decent BBQ, but the last time I had KC's version of BBQ there were veggie chunks in the sauce, which is just freakin' weird to me. Hopefully you'll find something more along the lines of 'normal' in that department.

    Kansas City Convention & Visitors Association

    Power and Light District (the "cool" part of town...they got a Chipotle and everything!)

    Livestrong Sporting Park (full...FULL...props to Sporting KC for granting stadium naming rights to a non-profit!)


  • 08/11/2011 2:27 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    On Sunday August 14th, the 107ist board will be meeting to determine who shall fill the board vacancy created by the resignation of Eric Berg. We are asking for all interested 107ist members to apply and, if available, to appear before the board for a brief presentation and Q&A of why you would make a good appointment. The length of term for this appointment is 16 months (remainder this year and all of next) and you would be due for re-election to a standard 3 year term at the end of the 2012 season.

    We ask that individuals give serious consideration before choosing to apply. The qualities we are looking for in our new board member include an individual who:

    • Has shown a commitment and been involved in 107ist and Timbers Army activities
    • Has taken leadership roles when asked and/or shown initiative to lead
    • Has the time to devote to the many hours it takes to be a board member (20 hrs a week on average, one 3 hr board meeting a month, possible multiple sub-committee meetings, and many email conversations daily)
    • Has a working knowledge of TA/107ist history
    • Has unique skill sets that will he/she thinks will help the board address current and future challenges

    If you are interested in applying for the appointment please first read our bylaws and then complete the Candidate Information Form. Please be sure to explain how you meet the qualities listed above.

    If you would also like to present your case in person, the 107ist board will be scheduling time slots between 4:00 p.m. and 5:00 p.m. this Sunday, August 14 at the Side Bar 3901 N. Williams Ave. Please indicate in the form if you would like to be allocated a time slot (approx 5-10 mins), and if you have a time preference for this.

    The deadline for submissions is Saturday August 13th at 6:00 p.m.

    If you have any questions about this process, please email elections@107ist.org

    NOTE: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE AVAILABLE TO MEET WITH THE BOARD TO BE CONSIDERED. All applications will be given equal weight.

    Thanks, and good luck!

    The 107ist


  • 08/08/2011 2:33 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    —by Andrew Brawley

    Houston is the largest city in the United States that I have not set foot in. I’ve been to every other major city in Texas, so I feel like I’m somewhat familiar with it. However, I don’t feel that qualifies me to write a travel guide for it.

    For this particular entry, I’ve employed a good friend / Houston ex-pat / former co-worker who’s currently based in Los Angeles. He is originally from Houston, and is known for frequent visits to his hometown due to social and familial obligations. He’s good people, and I totally vouch for him. Here’s my pal Sam Guilloud and his recommendations for the city that will be owned by Jonathan E. in the not-so-distant future.

    Restaurants: don’t be afraid of chains as Houston doesn’t do small individual restaurants. If a restaurant is good, then there are at least five of them.

    • Goode Company: big chain in Houston that’s renowned for its BBQ.
    • Pappas Restaurants: this is actually a superchain of restaurants in Houston that all start with “Pappas” and specialize in seafood, BBQ, Mexican, Italian, etc. If it’s got Pappas in front of it, it’s usually good. i.e. Pappadeaux, Pappas BBQ, Pappasito’s, etc.
    • Ninfa’s: the restaurant that invented Tex Mex. Amazing everything.
    • Taste of Texas: the premiere Texas steak experience. Pick your meat, pick your fixin’s, and gaze upon the wondrous cattle wrangling murals and stuffed buffalo head throughout.
    • Vegetarian options (I’m just assuming you need this since this is for a Portland audience ): Baba Yega in Montrose. Great food and Sunday Brunch is party central.

    Sights:

    • Houston Aquarium: I’ve never been, but I hear it’s amazing.
    • The Menil Collection: one of the best contemporary arts museums in the country.
    • Rice Village: great area to walk around, shop, go to restaurants, bars, mingle with college students, etc. 
    • Houston Galleria: the most insane mall you’ve ever seen. Can be a madhouse on the weekends.
    • Uptown: this is a new area of shops and high end restaurants. It “looks” pedestrian friendly, but don’t be afraid to drive between locations.

    Tips:

    • Fly into George Bush Intercontinental Airport. It’s the most technologically advanced airport this side of Asia. Bonus points if you take your picture in front of the bronze statue of George HW Bush. A stunning immortalization of him walking into the wind with his tie and coat jacket blown back for dramatic effect. Brings tears to the eyes.

    Bring:

    • Mosquito repellent: Houston is a garden of freeways and skyscrapers built on top of a swampy hive of mosquitoes. These things are Texas sized will drain all your blood if you let them.
    • Sweaters and Shorts: don’t be afraid to rock a sweater with your flip flops and shorts because between April and October, Houston is about 100 degrees and 80% humidity, but we keep our indoors a frosty 60 degrees year round. It’s the most air conditioned city in the world so be prepared for both extremes.
    • License to drive: you’re not getting anywhere without a car. Period. People on foot are mocked and stared at for the freaks they are. You wouldn’t want to be walking in that heat anyway.

    Don’t Bring:

    • A sense of shame: Houston is known for its zero zoning laws meaning it’s strip club heaven, most of which are in what out-of-towners may consider to be odd places. Don’t be afraid to go to one just because it's next to a church/nursery school/playground/retirement home because, really, they all are.

    Avoid:

    • Houston Hobby Airport: unless you’re packin’ heat. Sh*t gets real here.
    • NASA: Houston, we have a problem. Especially since NASA is nowhere near Houston. Many first time visitors make the mistake of thinking NASA is centrally located downtown when it’s actually 45 minutes outside of the city in the middle of nowhere. Not to mention that it’s painfully boring unless you’re a serious space buff.


  • 08/06/2011 2:41 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    The lore, legends and legacy of the Portland Timbers and Timbers Army are featured in “Shed Culture,” a live show compiled, produced and directed by Hermes (nom de civilization: James Harrison), a capo so old-school that he saw every goal Brian Winters ever scored – indeed, so old-school that he can explain where the “Shed” part of the title comes from.

    “Shed Culture” can now be both seen and heard -- this Dec 21st -- live onstage at the Alberta Rose Theatre, located at 3000 NE Alberta. Doors open at 6:30, show at 7:30. Part talk show, part sketch comedy with musical guests, there will two 45 minute halves of entertainment with a 15 minute intermission in between. Get your tickets ($12 GA) here..

    So much a part of our history is “Shed Culture” that Hermes has begun reeling in sponsors for the ever-more big-budget programming. And one of those sponsors has got a deal for you.

    Oregon Ballet Theatre will be offering discounted tickets for the “A Holiday Revue” show, scheduled for six performances between Dec. 10-22 at Keller Auditorium. Tickets start at $21, but thanks to “Shed Culture,” Timbers Army members can claim a 50 percent discount. Just click on the link and type ‘FORTHETIMBERS’ in the special offer code box

    The show you will want to see, of course, is the finale on Thursday, Dec. 22. At the end of that night’s performance, the performers will be joined onstage by Timber Jim, Hermes, Purple Cow, Sunday White and others more familiar with the Tetris Dance than “The Nutcracker.”


  • 08/04/2011 8:24 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    —by Chris Rifer

    Now that’s more like it. On Wednesday night, the Portland Timbers shocked the LA Galaxy, and perhaps themselves, by drubbing the best team in the league in front of a spirited Timbers Army and a national television audience.

    The final 3-0 tally was sufficiently lopsided to do the match justice, as the Timbers dominated every phase of the game. The Portland defense, which has proven to be more than a bit dodgy on more than one occasion, was stout. The Timbers strikeforce, which has seemingly disappeared on the pitch at times this season, ran wild through the Galaxy defense. The Timbers midfield, missing its captain and down a man after going back to a 4-4-2, neutered the Galaxy offense.

    After a rather blasé first 25 minutes, where the only true chance was a weak Jorge Perlaza left-footed effort, Portland established control by notching two quick, classy goals.

    In the 26th minute Mike Chabala played Darlington Nagbe into space toward the left corner flag. Seeing the Galaxy defense stare him down, Nagbe calmly sent the ball against the grain back to a running Chabala, who struck it first time into the net.

    Seven minutes later, in the 33rd, Kenny Cooper presented a target on a throw from the left wing and played the ball to Diego Chara at the edge of the box. Chara played a perfectly weighted pass into the only spot on the pitch where Perlaza could get to it. Jorge outran A.J. DeLaGarza to the ball and hit a sliding right footed shot underneath former Timber Josh Saunders and into the net.

    The Army would have felt a lot better at intermission if they hadn’t read this book before. This time it ended differently, however.

    After being held on the snide in shots for the first half, the Galaxy came out desperate to do something to get back into the match. LA controlled much of the possession, but the Timbers defense kept them to a handful of half chances.

    Then, in the 68th minute, Portland inserted the dagger. Sal Zizzo sent a corner to the far post where Eric Brunner was completely unmarked. Unlike his opportunity to make it 3-0 against Toronto, Brunner didn’t send this one off the post. Instead it splashed the net behind a flailing Saunders.

    The Galaxy would muster a couple more weak chances, namely a Juninho strike from the top of the box that was smothered by a well-rested Troy Perkins. Finally, barely 20 seconds into stoppage time, the referee blew three long whistles. It was the soccer equivalent of a boxing referee stopping a fight early. The Galaxy were bloodied and dazed. The Timbers had rediscovered themselves.

    Match Observations

    • The move back to 4-4-2 has to be permanent, and I think the pair up front has to be Cooper and Perlaza. The two of them play off of each other nicely. Kenny is always going to be frustrating. He’ll get run down and take clumsy touches. It more than once has made me comment that maybe he should try basketball. But in my more sober moments, I realize that’s just the cost of doing business with him. The benefit is that he is active, holds the ball up extremely well, and, once he gets his swagger back, is one of the best finishers on the team. Most of what he does up front isn’t sexy, but it’s crucial. Importantly, it also fits perfectly with what Jorge Perlaza likes to do. Watch Perlaza’s goal again. Yes, Chara’s ball was perfect. Yes, Perlaza’s strike was clinical. But Cooper had an equal part in it in presenting a target on the throw and deftly playing the ball to Diego.
    • John Spencer might want to figure out the set piece situation in Jack’s absence. That was cringe-worthy at times. Really only had one passable ball on a set piece. Just so turns out that the Timbers scored on it.
    • I hate that I am about to write this because I think this person should be ignored. Only then will he go away. But seriously, John Canzano, that was the most interesting storyline that you found last night? “Teenage Girl Really Likes David Beckham.” That, friends, is hard-hitting, cutting-edge journalism—oops, commentary. If you haven’t read it, don’t. I’ll summarize it for you here. Girl, 19 and in college, waits 7 hours to see David Beckham. David Beckham smiles at girl. Girl shrieks. Canzano finds story. John, I’m just going to suggest a few other potential storylines. Timbers Break Out of Funk in Style. Portland Puts on Another Show for National Audience. Beckham Smiles at Teenage Girl, then Gets Owned by Mike Chabala. Colombian Connection Clicking for Portland. Timbers Limit Donovan to Match More Pathetic than Love Life. Just some suggestions. Here is another one: Don’t cover the Timbers. You’re out of your league and it’s pathetic when you try. Kind of like Landon Donovan’s love life.
    • It will be interesting to see what Spenny does in light of Chara’s suspension if Jewsbury can’t go on Saturday. For my part, I move Darlington into the center in a diamond with Marcelin, put Kalif on the left, and leave Sallie on the right. That’s not your ideal midfield for a road match because it lacks defense, but it would be pretty electric going forward.
    • Finally, sorry to be a bit less consistent these past couple weeks. Just one more week of craziness, making me, like Jack Jewsbury, questionable for Saturday, then we can get back into our weekly recap routine.

    Timbers Grades

    Troy Perkins, 5.5 Would have a higher grade, but really didn’t have much to do. His defense played awfully well in front of him. Nothing negative to say. Troy controlled his box well, covered his posts, and was sure handed when the rare ball came his way. Still, didn’t do enough to get a really positive grade.

    Mike Chabala, 7 Was matched up with Beckham for a fair amount of the night, and came out with the better end of the battle. I love how he likes to get forward, and has some good quality in doing so. He’s less athletic than Rod, but more quality up front and more reliable in back. Oh yeah, and he scored a really nice goal that he played a huge part in setting up.

    David Horst, 6 Had a nice match in back. Both he and Brunner were doing a great job of keeping good structure to the defense. Many times LA looked to get forward and found nothing but organization in the Timbers backline. Your center backs get the lion’s share of credit for that. Still, I’m shocked the Horst for Futty switch has been as quiet as it has.

    Eric Brunner, 6.5 Pretty much the same as Horst, except he scored a goal. That always helps the GPA.

    Lovel Palmer, 6 Did Landycakes do anything Wednesday night? Nope? Okay, great work Lovel.

    Darlington Nagbe, 5.5 Really didn’t have his most active night, but made a huge impact on the match by assisting on Chabala’s goal. When he gets the ball going toward goal, Darlington needs to be a bit more aggressive. Run at guys, Darlington. They can’t handle your pace.

    James Marcelin, 5.5 Had a couple typical Marcelin giveaways, but otherwise filled in nicely. His best moments were when he would distribute from the back in the Timbers attack.

    Diego Chara, 7.5 With apologies to Chabala, Perlaza, and Brunner, little Diego is your Man of the Match. He was absolutely fantastic in the midfield. He was aggressive and dominated defensively, he had great vision, and the weighting on his passes was brilliant all night long. I just really wish he hadn’t picked up that yellow card that will put him out against San Jose.

    Sal Zizzo, 5.5 Was a little anonymous in the first half, but made an impact getting forward in the counterattack in the second half. Was put in a tough spot in having to take a few corners due to the injury to Jewsbury, but delivered a beautiful ball that rewarded him with an assist.

    Kenny Cooper, 6 For the most part, see above. Nice assist, held the ball up well, and made good complimentary runs to Perlaza.

    Jorge Perlaza, 7 Lights out. Absolutely unstoppable. I’ve been watching him all season, and I was shocked by his pace. Fantastic finish on his goal. If he had been able to hit the ball first time on his left foot he may well have notched another with a second half assist from Cooper.

    Kalif, Rod, and Brian, INC. Came on in garbage time and didn’t do anything crazy.

    Onward, Rose City!


  • 08/04/2011 2:43 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    Serving on the board of directors for an organization such as 107ist is a time consuming and often thankless task. At some point all of us currently serving on the board will leave our positions due to elections or simply deciding that our time on the 107ist board has been fulfilled. It is with regret that we inform you that Eric Berg has chosen to resign his position on the 107ist board effective July 30, 2011 in order to pursue an internship with Advantage Centers Portland and allow more time to be spent working with the VOZ.

    Over the course of the last three years Eric has served the 107ist as an inaugural board member. As the inaugural board President he helped shape the direction of what this organization has become today, and continued that vision as one of three board members elected to a full 3-year term during our first elections. His poise, prudence, and experience in the non-profit field were incredible assets over the last several years and will be sorely missed. On a happier note we look forward to continuing to work with Eric in his new positions at AC-PDX and VOZ as we continue our partnerships with those incredible organizations, and we wish Eric the best of luck.

    According to our bylaws, the sitting 107ist board of directors will identify a competent candidate and appoint them to serve out the remainder of Eric's term. As this is our first experience in this regard we will communicate the process to our membership as this takes its course over the next several weeks.

    Eric's announcement in full:

    Timbers Army Faithful,

    Two days ago I emailed my fellow 107ist board members the anouncement of my decision to resign from the board effective Aug. 1, 2011.

    The primary reason is so I can volunteer more fully with AC Portland without a perception of a conflict of interest between my service on the 107ist board and my work with a key 107ist community partner. I've developed a strong commitment to ACP over the past several months while working with the initiative through 107ist. Soon, my responsibilities with ACP will begin fulfilling requirements towards a certificate in Nonprofit Management from Portland State University. Although unpaid, I'll be working for ACP in an official capacity.

    I also want to increase my involvement with Voz, a organization of day laborers, and the Voz-sponsored Portland World Cup. I've discerned that I can have more of an impact on the 107ist mission of supporting soccer at the grassroots level without serving on the 107ist board. ACP and Voz's soccer programs fit the mission like gloves. I'm also remaining as a member of 107ist's Community Outreach Committee.

    It's been an honor and priviledge to serve on 107ist's founding board, as it's first president and to have been elected by members. For a decade, Timbers Army has been my tribe. I'm having a hard time deciding what *not* to say and whom to thank. So, I'll keep it short…

    Team. Town. Timbers Army. You cannot stop us!

    RCTID!

    Eric


  • 08/01/2011 2:45 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    —by Andrew Brawley

    Author's note: I know we still have a mid-week match against the LA Galaxy this week prior to the away match in San Jose this weekend, but try to look past for our purposes here. Thanks.

    Do you know the way to San Jose? It’s basically down I-5 a ways, then take a right at I-505, and…well, you can figure that part out.

    San Jose is definitely the neglected middle child of the Bay Area. However, I have a hard time even labeling it the “Peter Brady” of that section of California. I’d say it’s closer to a “Cousin Oliver,” as that’s about equal to the level of respect it gets compared to its much hotter family members Oakland and San Francisco. And here’s the really sad part: the Earthquakes don’t even play in San Jose. They play in Santa Clara, a suburb-of-a-suburb-of-a-suburb. It’s all a confusing mess that I just don’t have the energy to find more analogies for.

    My helper this week is my mom’s cousin Julene. She’s lived in Los Gatos (another suburb-of-a-suburb-of-a-suburb that’s connected to San Jose) as far back as I can remember. She gave me a very large dictionary as an 8th grade graduation gift, and used to drive an 80’s era Porsche. I basically used those things as a weird, distant form of motivation to do work my tail off in school, thinking that’s what it would take to acquire my own Porsche. As it turns out, I’m too tall for a Porsche anyway, and inflation has me forever waiting patiently for a large SUV with Knight Rider technology.

    Julene’s recommendations are below. Please drive (and/or fly) safely.

    In downtown San Jose, the Gordon Biersch Microbrewery (33 E San Fernando St.) has nice pub food and great beer. Has both inside and outside seating...fun place.

    Expanding a bit to the Los Gatos / Campbell area, the Sonoma Chicken Coop (200 E Campbell Ave. in Campbell) is a large restaurant with good value and a good selection – excellent breakfast/brunch, too.

    Also in Campbell, Hawgs Seafood (1700 W. Campbell Ave.) is a small restaurant, and you can eat at the counter. Very fresh seafood, plus excellent paella and Caesar salad. Great all-around neighborhood place.

    Over the hill in Santa Cruz, Stagnaro Bros. Restaurant is out at the end of the Santa Cruz Pier. It’s an old diner type restaurant, but don't be fooled by the casual nature of the place. It's been around for 70 years. The clam chowder is excellent, and all the seafood is very fresh. Yummy!

    Also in Santa Cruz is the Crow's Nest (2218 East Cliff Drive). Great place for fried calamari, crab Louis and margaritas. Overlooking the ocean and adjacent to the Santa Cruz Yacht Harbor.


  • 07/30/2011 10:09 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    2011 Operation Enduring Streamers versus Toronto FC


     

  • 07/25/2011 2:54 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    —by Soda Popinski

    It has been a while since my last post as I have been busy with appearances on Shed Culture and intermittently putting out my podcasts. Plus there was this whole thing about Seattle and being the King of Clubs, life is busy for Soda Popinski these days.

    Now it is time to turn our attention towards the future and the Red Moose of Ontario. Remember those times when they ruined streamers for the whole league because they threw them at players during the run of play? Talk about stupidity.

    This is What NOT to do with streamers

    Well I couldn't think of a better team to continue the tradition and have the next installment of operation enduring streamers against.

    Operation Enduring Streamers - 2008 - Allison Andrews

    What: Buy every white streamer you can find in our beautiful city, when one place is sold out try another. This is our way to stimulate the economy!

    Who: Everyone in the stadium can participate. Give them to your friends, buy more for your neighbors, spread the streamer love.

    When: At the end of the national anthem let your streamers fly!

    Don't: Don't bring any other color streamer, or throw them onto the pitch during the run of play. This is a display for prematch.

    Operation Enduring Streamers - 2010 - Allison Andrews

    HAHAHAHA...Soda Popinski

    We Are Timbers Army, Who Are You?



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