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  • 06/20/2011 6:03 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    —by Andrew brawley

    Even though it’s in the state of Texas, it’s pretty hard to hate on the city of Dallas right now. After all, their basketball team’s defeat of the Big 3 in the NBA Finals might have actually saved small-market teams such as our beloved Blazers, not to mention in pretty much all of North American professional sports. Plus, it’s only a four hour drive from Austin, which is often referred to as Portland South.

    Since I haven’t been to Dallas in over five years, I’ve enlisted the help of a TA transplant. Rene Siracusa has been banished there for a few years, and has kindly chipped in some logic for those traveling to Texas for the Timbers’ match there this Saturday. Texas does not often cater to the thin-skinned, progressive minded folk we’ve come to be. So heed this advice, or risk getting slathered in barbecue sauce and nibbled on by the locals (actually, that might not be the worst thing ever).

    Take it away, Rene (all day, OK, old bay…so much rhyming!).

    • Dallas has two airports. Dallas-Ft. Worth on the west side, and Love Field on the south-east side. Both are equally far (25 to 30 miles) from Frisco, Texas, where Pizza Hut Park is located. Know which airport you’re going to, and how to get around from there.
    • Once you get outside of Dallas proper, it is almost nothing but toll roads. Carpooling and singles are recommended. I still don't know how in the hell I'm going to get from the bus station to Frisco.
    • Weather in Dallas area is usually a dry heat and at this time of year will be near 100. If it rains it will become humid as hell and will feel like you're breathing through a wet blanket. Bring clothes that are breathable. Bonus points for anything in red, white and blue.
    • Buy an all-purpose bug bite cream/ointment/salve immediately upon arriving in Texas. There are bugs down here that the creams sold up north are not able to handle.
    • It’s all suburban type stuff in Frisco, so if you need small-batch brewed coffee, you’re better off back in Dallas.
    • If you’re looking for fun after the game, you’ll probably want to head back to Dallas for the night. It's ridiculous how much stuff there is to do there, as opposed to Frisco.
    • Don't be surprised if you come across someone with a gun. Unless it's actually pointed at somebody. Many people here have a concealed weapons license. Yes, it should be concealed, but sometimes clothes slip out of place. Don't freak out.
    • Don't start a political conversation unless you know you all voted for the same guy.
    • People from Louisiana are very hard to understand sometimes, should you come across any during your stay in Texas. It's easier to understand a French person speaking English than it is to understand a Louisianian speaking English sometimes. Just nod in agreement, smile and move on.

    If you have Internet, you can follow Rene Siracusa on Twitter.


  • 06/17/2011 6:19 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    Portland Timbers U23 try to end an unprecedented two-game losing streak tomorrow night against the Tacoma Tide. Kickoff is 7pm, Saturday June 18, at Kiggins Bowl in Vancouver — that's the Vancouver just over the river, not the one with the sexy hockey riots.

    Ryan Kawulok scores one of his hat trick of goals during last year's contest at Kiggins Bowl, a 6-0 victory over Yakima Reds (Photo by Allison Andrews, SoccerCityUSA.com)

    The kiddos had a rough road trip in BC last weekend, losing on consecutive nights to Abbotsford Mariners and Vancouver Whitecaps Residency. Come give them your support in American Vancouver and help end this franchise-record losing streak! Tickets are $8, with a portion of the proceeds benefiting host youth soccer club Vancouver United.

    For those looking for a pregame taste, the Dublin Down Irish Pub (813 Main Street) is just over the river in downtown The Couve, where the TA West Van Crew have been doing their thing for a few years now. I've been there once, for an off-season gathering a couple years ago, and I can attest they've got good taps, corned beef and cabbage, and are very TA friendly. Also the night I was there the band was the same one from Wayne's World, with Tia Carrere. Why would I make this up?


  • 06/16/2011 6:22 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    Thursday is Thursday. Here is your round up. Not included are the riots from Vancouver B.C. last night...and you thought Canadians were nice. They sure fooled you didn't they?

    Dropping Timber has some post game interviews with some players and video of John Spencer's post game press conference up that some of you might find interesting.

    Stumptown Footy has some speculation about the upcoming summer transfer window. Mostly it focuses on Gavin's mystery trip to Germany.

    The Timbers Insider podcast is up. Have a listen!

    This guy joined Twitter. It could get interesting if he keeps it up.

    Good day to you all.


  • 06/15/2011 6:25 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    Not much news today but here's what is out there.

    Jack Jewsbury is on the MLS All-Star ballot and if anyone from our team deserves to go it's him.

    John Strong's Talk Timbers show from last night on 750 The Game has posted. 

    Some very interesting analysis from Slide Rule Pass. Turns out the Timbers aren't so great at finishing games.


  • 06/14/2011 6:27 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    Today wasn't much for news. I've pulled together what I could and we'll go from there.

    Kip Kesgard has a weekend wrap up over at the Oregonlive Timbers blog.

    Futty seems to hope he'll be back sooner rather than later from his shoulder injury suffered on Saturday against Colorado.

    In this week's completely arbitrary power rankings the Timbers are apparently in free fall.

    Stumptown Footy has some bit about the possibility of MLS taking control of the 2nd division. Before anyone starts talking about it I'm just going to say that we will not see promotion/relegation happening in this country in the next 20 years. Period.

    Good day to you all.


  • 06/13/2011 6:29 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    Long weekend and disappointing result. One thing I learned is that opposing teams love playing in front of us. Couldn't believe we never bothered singing, "what's it like to see a crowd," to Colorado.

    Chris Rifer has another excellent match report up.

    Timber Joey made a commercial for Alaskan Airlines. So did John Spencer. I think I have to give the edge to Spenny. What do you think?

    Good day to you all.

  • 06/12/2011 8:56 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    —by Chris Rifer

    Okay, this is starting to get serious. The Timbers again fell on Saturday night, this time in heartbreaking fashion at the end of an entertaining, competitive match.

    In many ways on Saturday night, the Timbers played some of the best soccer they have all year. The passing was at times exhilarating and the defense was dominant—at least until second half stoppage. And yet, at the final whistle the result only furthered a three-week stretch without a point.

    The match started off in promising fashion for the Timbers. After some very early pressure by Colorado, the Timbers showed some creativity and passing flare that Portland hasn’t seen to date. Flipping Kalif Alhassan and Darlington Nagbe on the wings proved successful, as the combination of Jeremy Hall, Kalif, and Diego Chara had several clinical displays of sharp distribution and creativity. Meanwhile, on the left side Nagbe looked as dangerous as he has all year.

    Throughout the match, the Timbers defense looked equally dominant. While Colorado was able to get some shots off—including a fair few on goal— those efforts were largely found from distance. While the Rapids showed some danger from outside the box, Troy Perkins was game.

    Portland couldn’t seem to find frame with many of their efforts, however, and even when they did Colorado netminder Matt Pickens was up to the task— stopping dangerous looking efforts off the foot of Darlington Nagbe and the head of Kenny Cooper.

    While the first half was played on relatively even terms, the second half seemed to turn decisively in the Timbers favor. While Portland didn’t quite have the passing flare that they showed in the first frame, in the second half the Timbers pinned possession in Colorado’s defending end for extended periods.

    Every dangerous moment that came, however, was met with disappointment. Pickens parried Cooper’s pretty bouncing volley just wide. When Jorge Perlaza beat Pickens he couldn’t send a cross in cleanly and Cooper couldn’t turn the ball into the open net. Ryan Pore sent a header tragically wide, and in the waning moments Pore sent the potential miraculous equalizer over the bar.

    Disappointment turned into heartbreak in stoppage time. After a soft foul set up a Rapid free kick on the left wing, Jamie Smith sent a ball in that was nodded down. Again, though, Troy Perkins was able to keep the ball out of net. A scrum ensued at the mouth of the goal. Another shot. Another Perkins save. Finally, after David Horst couldn’t clear the ball out of the box, Drew Moor delivered the fatal blow.

    Despite a promising effort, the Timbers once again come away from Jeld-Wen Field empty handed. The loss is the Timbers’ third in a row—and puts Portland’s playoff chances firmly on the ropes.

    Match Observations

    • It was nice to see a good contingent from Colorado come out for the match. It was terrible to see them leave so happy, but they again showed their class in passionately supporting their side and then unfurling a large “Thank You, PDX” banner after the match. Jeff Larentowicz, on the other hand, is no longer welcome in the State of Oregon.
    • You know, this season is starting to feel a bit like a game of Whack-A-Mole. Just as the Timbers solve one problem, another pops up. First the Timbers struggle with slow starts. They fix that, but then look shaky to finish matches. Then the defense goes MIA. That gets fixed, but all of a sudden they can’t score in the run of play. Just when that appears to be remedied, but then the Timbers can’t link up more than a pass or two at a time. Portland solves that, but then they can’t hit the target when they do create opportunities. I guess the glass-half-full supporter would see this as a positive—the Timbers still have a halfway decent record and really haven’t hit on all cylinders yet. One problem: How many glass-half-full supporters are out there right now?
    • The summer transfer window is approaching, and the Timbers have some decisions to make. They have space on the payroll for another major signing, but the question is where to look to upgrade. The offense seems to need the most help right now, but who do you replace? I have no quarrel with how Jorge Perlaza has acquitted himself—and expect he will only get better as he gets more comfortable. While Cooper has been disappointing at times, he is still relatively young, the Timbers are paying him a lot of money, and Portland already has a bevy of forwards on the roster. Both Kalif Alhassan and Darlington Nagbe are very young, need pitch time, and have shown flashes of brilliance. My guess? I think we look for an outside back—probably on the right side. This is no knock on Jeremy Hall, but I think he fits better with this team as a super sub—a guy the Timbers can bring on either the right or left side of the defense or midfield. That said, how much would the addition of an outside back help this team? I’m really not sure.

    Timbers Grades

    Troy Perkins, 6.5 The guy is just a stud. His defense played better in front of him on Saturday, but Colorado still found ways to test him. Even on the run up to the goal he made two great saves.

    Rodney Wallace, 5 Pretty nondescript outing from Rod. Had a few times when he got forward, and I liked that he fancied himself from distance, but otherwise was pretty quiet. Oh, and the hopeless long ball forward to nobody in particular is officially the Rod Wallace Special.

    Futty, 5 Sounds like his shoulder is going to be alright. From the way they were holding his arm on the way off the pitch and the prognosis, it looks like a separation or dislocation. Usually not a big deal, although easy to reinjure.

    Eric Brunner, 6 I’m on record as liking Brunner. The difference between the defense on Saturday and the defense against Chivas was, to say the least, substantial. Not a fan of the wispy beard, though.

    Jeremy Hall, 5.5 A little bit of standing around on the heartbreaking goal, but when he, Kalif, and Diego got the ball moving on the right side it was downright electric.

    Darlington Nagbe, 5.5 I like him on that left side. Right now he’s not a guy that plays off another player on the wing that well, so it makes sense to have him on the left side and Kalif on the right so he can play off of Hall.

    Jack Jewsbury, 4.5 Sort of a disappointing night for Captain Jack. Had a mishit or two on set pieces and played with a little more anonymity in the midfield than I would like to see. He does get some credit, though, for an overall solid performance by the Timbers midfield.

    Diego Chara, 6 Gets credit for stacking up well with the Larentowicz/Mastroeni combination in the midfield. His passing is outstanding. You can tell there are still just a couple communication and familiarity issues lingering, as there were a couple broken runs, but at this point I’m very pleased with his performance.

    Kalif Alhassan, 5.5 After a wretched match against Chivas we saw a little bit of the old Kalif on Saturday. Looked comfortable on that left side, and I continue to like it when he gets cheeky and tries to chip the keeper. It would be nice if he put one on frame, though.

    Kenny Cooper, 0.5 His play on the pitch earned him a 5.5. Saw a bit more work ethic out of Cooper than we saw against Chivas and had two great efforts snuffed out by Pickens. Cooper gets deducted 5 points, however, for having dinner with Drew Moor after the match. Old friends be damned. Coop can get his 5 points back if he can prove that he (a) ordered the most expensive thing on the menu; and (b) made Moor pay for it. I’m kidding. Mostly.

    Jorge Perlaza, 5.5 See Ryan Pore’s grade for the explanation.

    David Horst, 5.5 Had a nice outing in relief of the injured Futty. He may not be a feature central back, but he has proven himself to be a more than capable Robin to Brunner’s Batman. Hold on, Futty is Robin to Brunner’s Batman. Okay, then Horst is Alfred to Futty’s Robin to Brunner’s Batman. Got it?

    Sal Zizzo, 5 This substitution was all about not wanting to push Darlington too hard too fast. Eventually the reins are going to come off Baby D. When that happens, it will be interesting to see what happens to Sallie.

    Ryan Pore, 4 Okay, so this grade is partly for Pore and partly for John Spencer. Ryan needs to do better with his opportunities. He was served two golden opportunities and failed to put either on frame. Mostly, though, I thought this was a poor substitution. With Perlaza on the field, the Colorado defense had to respect his ability to make his signature runs. This made the Colorado backline sit back a bit more and opened up some space in the midfield for Chara, Kalif, and company to operate. When Pore came on for Perlaza, the midfield became substantially more congested—resulting in a final 10 minutes where the Timbers struggled to make a push for the winner.

    Onward, Rose City!


  • 06/11/2011 8:11 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    —by Lucas Grzybowski

    A week late and a US Open Cup berth short, here's a little video I got from the Timbers U23 vs Kitsap Pumas match last Friday, June 3. Timbers came out rather flat — perhaps more accurately Kitsap came out full-bore — and fell behind 0-2 in the first half.

    Kitsap's second goal was, it must be admitted, pretty sweet. Brent Richards-esque, one might say, from former flounder Nik Besagno. Sarah Alley caught the moment in this great photo:


    Brent Richards Himself got one back for the U23 early in the second half, but the Timbers were never able to properly defend the set piece all day: all three of Kitsap's goals came following set pieces. Even with a man advantage (which should have been a two-man advantage after Ricky Abrego was taken down in the box by the last defender), Timbers U23 were unable to get over the hump. Miles "Bypass" Byass missed the resulting penalty (and the point-blank rebound, maddeningly), and a late goal from Nick Palodichuk (who had a very nice game) wasn't enough. A 2-3 loss in front of nearly 5,000 fans (a U23 record), and Timbers fail to qualify for the USOC for the third year running. On top of that we now sit nine points behind Kitsap (with one game in hand) for first place in the PDL NW Division.

    The next U23 home game is Saturday June 18 at Kiggins Bowl in Vancouver, WA. There's no conflict with the Elder Timbers, and from all reports Kiggins is a fantastic place to take in a game (I've missed the match up there the past two years).

    Onward, Rose City!


  • 06/11/2011 6:33 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    Match day...

    Oh look...another MLS coach is whining about the size of our pitch. A note to Gary Smith: prepare your team properly and don't whine about a FIFA certified pitch.

    John Strong has some notes on the game. "That being said, the more crucial test of character Saturday comes, once again, from seeing how well this group can rally back from two straight weeks of disappointing results."

    IT'S MATCH DAY!

    Good day to you all.


  • 06/10/2011 6:35 PM | 107ist Admin (Administrator)

    The Colorado Rapids are in town. If you didn't know about the shindig tonight going down at the Bitter End consider this your invitation.

    Good news for the Timbers. Omar Cummings isn't going to play. If the Timbers win Gary Smith now automatically has one excuse. After reading that article I think his second will probably be something about the artificial turf.

    Former University of Portland player Conor Casey is here with the Rapids. He thinks their championship last season wasn't a fluke. I do.

    By special request...one Steven Patrick Morrissey

    Good day to you all



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